When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. Entire novels hundreds of pages long have been written in one sentence in other languages. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! Now no one can ever say that I don't take care of my viewers. She didn't think it was weird, either. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Then it must diepainfully. : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). Think about it. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. I think. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. Are you surprised? If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? *let the panic begin! Ketchup: The only food that you'll want to eat after traveling to the 5th Dimension. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. Word Counter - Word Count Tool (Upload 50+ Files at once) - Pre Post SEO MOstly donut cake. and eat dinner. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. Yes. You know the one. It sucked. I love my calculator, though. That was the high point of the entire trip. If I did, would I stop this? People need to make the time to waste time. Thou shalt not eat spuds. I thought it was. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Yeah. The possibilities are literally endless. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. Sorry if I complained a lot. It's a worthy cause! If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . She also is the goddess of red jello. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. TACO will eventually destroy him. My evil, EVIL sister. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. Is anyone even reading this? I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. Look verbatim up. He tried to kill me! Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. But, whatever. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. What is the alternative, you ask? I think it's pretty funny. In obscure cookbooks. By Ben Lee. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. I'm glad you're not just in my life but that you're my better half. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. EryeahI'm back. Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. I'm tired. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. Hits all right. I'm so happy! Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Pretty cool, huh? Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. We're not sure. 5 Wonderfully Long Literary Sentences by Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald & Other Masters of the Run-On, Seven Tips From William Faulkner on How to Write Fiction, William Faulkner Reads from As I Lay Dying, Josh Jonesis a writer and musician based in Durham, NC. And once again suprised. of toilet paper, to do everything. Yes. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). I usually have less than 30 minutes. The experimental writers sentence style inspired hundreds of writers since, including Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and other masters of modern literature. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. I'M FINE! Robinson was sentenced in 1997 for the kidnapping and rape of a 12-year-old girl. These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. I have three very hard academic classes. there were lots of fireworks. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. Login Sign up. Kennedy?" Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. That's talent. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Oooo! OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? It gave me new insight into how weird I am. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. I salute those people. I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. MOOSE! *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. I gotta go. It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. I thought it was sadand normal. Seeya. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. Imagine reading a novel with a sentence that was 40 000 words long! Mark Virtue's Sentence Warning* Extremely long pasta. Space is notorious for not having air. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. In any case, she is clearly insane. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. HOLY WAX! Seeya! He is pure evil. Just "imagine" I have more!? You must be pretty bored, too. Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Or have I been doing that too much lately? These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! I know. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. Unless you're bored. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. Were also on Pinterest, Tumblr, and Flipboard. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. The majority of readers would concur that it sometimes takes more than one reading to fully understand an extremely long sentence in a book. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. And almost never finish. This 1,288-Word Run-On Sentence by William Faulkner Broke Records Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. 65 Long Sentences in Literature - Bookfox -works best on pc/laptop. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. What ever shall I do? If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. Any way, that's it for now. Just how much time do they have on their hands. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. I have readers. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. I have to get up really early to leave for home. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. It just looks weird. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! Megan has hair. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. And they pushed my toes together. Which would be boring. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. Now MY brain meats feel explody. Humor the crazy person, okay? I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). Yea*waits for applause* okay! AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. Sometimes I crack myself up. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. I'm back. Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. OOooooo! Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. Or maybe you're just skimming. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. I'm leaving. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. Strange, huh? **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? This is actually my third attempt at doing this. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. What does this mean to you? Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. Okay, fire is loud. Why on earth did they keep the monkey? Seeya. I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. A post shared by Worlds Best Story (@worldsbeststory). You know, the small, white feather. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. Think about it. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. | 0.79 KB, JSON | Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! thats iti so tiredbye-bye. "Purified" water. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. Who would have thought I have this much free time? In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? This would lead to a better, more stable economy. WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! The World's Longest Sentence - Worlds Best Story So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. So we were already off to a bad start. In any caseit's awful. I would be. But for a different reason. *sniffle* i do, too. -2k of the longest characters. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. One method is successive iterations, such as Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. It MUST be true! i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. Ha! That's just silly. Wellprepare to be enlightened. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. The last day, we were deciding where to eat. Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. What is the longest sentence in English literature? - Fun Trivia the longest thing that I have ever wrote was a 600 word paragraph and I just wrote that. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? My dadwas on this site. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. Why do I have to work year round? Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . At least it fills up my word quota for the day. Too bad. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. There is a world where you are a faerie. Now, don't get me wrong. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. I'm tired. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? Never . Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! You don't belong here. I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! You know you want to! Longest math problem copy and paste - Math Index I WANT to write. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever.
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